dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

badbitchesandgoodink:

*Stares at blood-soaked hands*  Oh my God… What have I done for this Klondike bar??

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

unadoptable:

the best thing is painting in your undies